Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf [Variation Poem]

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Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf [Variation Poem]

Post by Silentshadow on Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:53 pm

The Poem:
As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,
And Wolfie said, "May I come in?"
Poor Grandmamma was terrified,
"He's going to eat me up!" she cried.
And she was absolutely right.
He ate her up in one big bite.
But Grandmamma was small and tough,
And Wolfie wailed, "That's not enough!
I haven't yet begun to feel
That I have had a decent meal!"
He ran around the kitchen yelping,
"I've got to have a second helping!"
Then added with a frightful leer,
"I'm therefore going to wait right here
Till Little Miss Red Riding Hood
Comes home from walking in the wood."
He quickly put on Grandma's clothes
(Of course he hadn't eaten those).
He dressed himself in coat and hat.
He put on shoes, and after that
He even brushed and curled his hair.
Then sat himself in Grandma's chair.
In came the little girl in red.
She stopped. She stared. And then she said,

"What big ears you have, Grandma."
"All the better to hear you with," the Wolf replied.
"What big eyes you have, Grandma,"
said Little Red Riding Hood.
"All the better to see you with," the Wolf replied.

He sat there watching her and smiled.
He thought, I'm going to eat this child.
Compared with her old Grandmamma
She's going to taste like caviar.

Then Little Red Riding Hood said, "But Grandma,
what a lovely great big furry coat you have on."

"That's wrong!" cried Wolf. "Have you forgot
To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got?
Ah well, no matter what you say,
I'm going to eat you anyway."
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, "Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.

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Re: Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf [Variation Poem]

Post by Snowheart on Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:02 am

Omg xDD I love it! Very Happy It's soooo awesome xDD
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf [Variation Poem]

Post by Silverstorm on Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:24 am

Omg this is hilarious! Razz did you make it up?

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Post by Emerald on Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:16 pm

lolz! I love this, it's so funny! XD

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Post by Sock on Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:13 pm

Awesome! c: The end was surprising lol

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Re: Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf [Variation Poem]

Post by Silentshadow on Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:10 pm

Thanks!

And Maple, you think I wrote this? Pssh, I'm a horrible long-poem writer, and definitely not patient enough to make it rhyme like that. Nope! It's by another guy, and I just wrote it all down on the comp. The description of the topic is "By Roald Dahl"

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Re: Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf [Variation Poem]

Post by Silverstorm on Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:35 pm

Lol, did not see Razz I congratulate you on admitting your horrible writing skills XD

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Re: Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf [Variation Poem]

Post by Akyra The Wolf on Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:44 pm

...Riding hood has a gun?! Razz Wow, this is funny and odd at the same time.
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf [Variation Poem]

Post by Argenta on Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:50 pm

LOL, Silent! Hahaha, that's hilarious! xD I'm going to show this to my English teacher next year. Razz

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